Carrie Fisher liked one of my kitty cosplay portraits on twitter. I may have that engraved on my tombstone.

I wonder if Uzo Aduba is thanking the DR for their efforts to deport hundreds of thousands of people of varied Hatian descent in an effort to remove blacks from the country. Just curious.

Wait...

It only needs two more letters to make perfect sense to anyone! Even on Twitter, surely that can be managed.

I'm resigned to seeing it with the sixth replacement cast, when Ashton Kutcher is playing the lead.

I can’t think about Steely Dan without remembering Clementine from Reno 911, and her tattoo that used to read “Steed” that she had edited to read “Steely Dan”. When she was briefly fired from the sheriff’s department, she became a groupie. They are very talented and I like a lot of their music, but I never felt real…

GODDAMMIT *DONALD.

FINALLY we have a news item about a celebrity musician whom all the over-40 Jezzies can make/recognize lyrics puns for. “And when you smile for the camera [in your mug shot], I know they’re gonna love it” etc.

OK, but why? I'm sure there is more pressing matters.

I would file this under just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.

In situations like this I always root for long con revenge plans.

As literally the only shred of evidence they had was her own testimony, and she now had contradictory prior recollections, they had no case.

No, in fact that’s not only not obvious but conflicts with the complaint filed in court. This is a screenshot from a section discussing a phone conversation he had with Andrea Constand’s mom on Jan. 17, 2005:

She’s an asshole.

The elf is part of the modern surveillance state.

The cops still came to the house to check on Isabella and found her freaking out. “She was hysterical crying, she was panicking,”

New kinja burner handle: Cindy DuPre, Loan Officer

And by “apology culture” she means minorities refusing to kept our mouths shut when white people want to have a good laugh at our expense. Fey and all these other comedians lamenting this nebulous “pc” culture can get fucked.