juniper8118
Xyzzy
juniper8118

It’s being reported elsewhere that once the landlord opened the door, members of the public who had been gawking outside came in too. (Including a mom with her kids and a dude walking his dog.) Won’t be at all surprised to find things were taken from the home as “mementos”.

Much like The Rolling Stone piece, I continue to be frustrated by how a widespread problem can only be talked about on a case-by-case basis by the obtuse. People get so into picking apart the individual instances that they can’t see the forest for the trees. It’s exactly what’s happening with the undue use of police

Good for you. We all have to live in our own bodies, every minute of every day. What seems like no big deal to an outsider, can be a tiresome drag on the joy in life to you. So change it if that’s what makes you happy, and I’ll avoid surgery because that’s what suits me.

Thank you. I don’t have implants but would like to in the future to even out my rack, and I get sick out people treating these procedures as for the vain and foolish. I’ve had very noticeably asymmetrical breasts since puberty (so bad that you could easily tell even when I’m clothed if I didn’t wear a silicone insert

Yep, I got mine done in August, I was lucky and had an easy recovery and no complications, no regrets whatsoever. They look and feel great, they were deflated and sad looking after having my son 5 years ago, and now I love them. I really don’t know why people care so much if or why others get a cosmetic procedure

As with most things, your results may vary. You only need to replace your implants if they rupture (and even then, need is kind of a strong word - a ruptured saline implant isn’t harmful, but will look hella weird, so you’re going to want to fix that shit for aesthetic reasons; a ruptured silicone implant, if it was

Sounds like good news for those considering a boob job for whatever reason. Not really sure why all the snark. Should one watch the Janice Dickinson video if for example one is getting reconstructive surgery or is that for vanity reasons only?

I guess? Then I'm just HIGHLIGHTING IT and YOURE WELCOME

“The baby products business is huge, growing, and wants your money”

If this was a 16 year-old girl, Jezebel would rip apart any publication that sexualized her. I see no reason why they should treat a male child any differently.

Srsly. The only thing I want to “do” to that is to wipe the gob of dirt off of his face, motherly-spit-bath style, and maybe give him a cookie since he’s had a hard time lately.

Seriously, can we fucking not

Would U this tween warg?

Remember how we always think this is gross when a man is saying it about a teen girl? I remember.

Adults making these sort of references about teenagers is never creepy.

basically exactly what it looks like

But you could loan money to the person who invented it at a reasonable rate. Amirite, bubbi?

As my Bubby would say, and I believe this is a loose translation from the old country, “this fucking dipshit”.

congratulations to donald trump on hiring macklemore to run his campaign

This is reading really privilege-y to me. There are some who have the privilege of accidental pregnancies being okay, or even welcomed. If that’s you, then don’t get an IUD. No one is making women get IUDs if they don’t want them.