basically exactly what it looks like

But you could loan money to the person who invented it at a reasonable rate. Amirite, bubbi?

As my Bubby would say, and I believe this is a loose translation from the old country, “this fucking dipshit”.

congratulations to donald trump on hiring macklemore to run his campaign

This is reading really privilege-y to me. There are some who have the privilege of accidental pregnancies being okay, or even welcomed. If that’s you, then don’t get an IUD. No one is making women get IUDs if they don’t want them.

Unfortunately, having a black cop with a white cop probably wouldn’t do much to curb racism. Police culture is violent and institutionalized racism can be internalized. Hash tag not all cops bla bla bla but seriously.

At first glance I thought Rip taylor should be ashamed of himself.

My mom has always told me I’d like peas when I’m grown up.

Counterpoint: basketball is still boring and useless, but now with one less insufferable shitstain who once sexually assaulted a woman, but got out of the charge by threatening the woman until she refused to testify.

What about the rape? Or being a horrible teammate, asshole, and all-around bad person? You have an argument if we only look at what he did in the court, although he seems to be a bad enough teammate that your argument still isn’t that strong. But if you look at the big picture, his legacy definitely needs some…

While I agree that rape and sex are fundamentally different, the whole “rape is always about power and control, and never about sexual desire” thing that has been accepted as a truism really goes too far.

“Practice your attitude” = “Women and black people should remember how to speak when talking to their betters.”

Remember kids, an armed society is a polite society. In that everyone has to kowtow to the armed thugs or get murdered.

If there was no Planned Parenthood this poor mentally ill man wouldn’t have been able to shoot people there. Have some compassion for the poor mentally ill man.

I assume that jury deliberations are seriously playground bully driven...and it’s awful to think that people are seriously impacted because people ‘just want to get home’.

Pretty sure mom and dad didn’t have casual sex.

Whenever I see a story like this, I always want to survey the bridesmaids: “How many of you thought the groom was a total dick prior to his ultimate dick move?”

Step on a LEGO. You’ll understand.

You really don’t want to step on them?

Yes. He’s a genius. And an asshole. Enough of the former we can overlook the latter.