It’s also a dope as fuck look and I won’t stop doing it.

Mindy, I love you, but I don’t think you realize that jacket-on-shoulders is the perfect way to keep warm in lectures without debilitating your freedom of movement when note-taking.

While it is true that Caitlyn Jenner transitioned with privileges that far too few trans* enjoy, I think responses like Mr. Smith’s make it pretty clear that transitioning is still an act of bravery.

I want to live in your world.

All right. For you we’ll go Big Pharma.

The original article written about that case was largely fabricated. Kitty’s brother just made a documentary about it and found that many people called.

“My beloved homeless people that I spend my life protecting”is a dumb thing to say, to be fair.

I’m scared.

I don’t believe she thinks anything is hilarious about either cover.

On a related note: I know it sounds grim, but folks, put your name down on your driver’s license as a donor. Speaking as the child of someone who got an extra five years of life due to generous strangers, you can’t imagine how treasured and valuable these donations are.

Parents who do not have the time/energy to scout the neighborhood for new restaurants but will kill someone if they have to order from the same damn pizza place for the tenth time.

Last time I was in Astoria Oregon I ordered from seamless. It came from an Italian place called The Fratelli Bros. I ordered a nice pasta dinner but what showed up at the door was a Baby Ruth wrapper and a half eaten tub of Rocky Road ice cream. Lame.

I’m so tired of my curly hair not being “nice” or “professional” enough. It’s so ridiculous that curly hair has some kind of weird value attached to it.

I’ll only accept coffee if it comes in this cup:

John 6:55

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Ok, I don’t want to discourage the discussion on this, because it is important and everything people are saying about police brutality is spot on...

I think “We have given Greg a second chance” admits that he did something wrong in the first place, and recognizing that he did something wrong but not punishing him or advocating any punishment undermines the notion that Jerry Jones and the Cowboys and The NFL take domestic violence seriously. They don't. Football…

“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”