As a Jew, I’m really not sure how to unpack this. I’m not religious in the sense that I go to temple or keep kosher or observe Shabbos ( although I may need to incorporate some of this due to JujyJunior), but I dunno if I like this. I don’t impose my views on other folks but this seems like a weird mix of celebrating…

It’s a Tribble!

Yes. Liberal college campuses, for example, are a place where it’s very uncool to be Christian. I learned that fast my freshman year.

This is the kind of love story I can relate to.

i initially read that headline as

You know he sat there and came up with that “sin not skin” Tweet and smiled, whispering to himself, “That’s so good. It rhymes. Presidents should rhyme. God thinks I’m hilarious.”

They’re also finding increasingly ludicrous ways to justify the male hosts in the picture who were included even though they fit none of the criteria that Bee supposedly has to fit before she really “counts.”

If the judge’s contempt stems from frustration that victims often drop complaints, she did the absolute worst thing she could have done. Victims are already terrified to press charges; the judge just announced to victims everywhere that the very worst thing they can ever do is seek help through the legal system,…

Who is willing to do a seminar on “How to talk to people without being an asshat”? I’d gofund that.

NO PATTERN TO SEE HERE GUYS JUST HEAD HOME RIGHT NOW THIS IS NOTHING BUT A SERIES OF UNCONNECTED, UNRELATED DOTS HANGING OUT IN MOSTLY ACCIDENTAL PROXIMITY ON THIS CHART. IT MEANS NOTHING.

Easily the best thing to come out of Michael Ian Black’s mouth since Bradley Cooper.

Who fucking cares if it’s redundant? Is it really worth whitewashing the history of slavery in America to avoid using “slaves” twice in one paragraph?

Slavery? Don’t you mean “secure employment”?

and cult favorite Emily Valentine.

As far as I know it’s always been in New York, because that’s where Julianna lives (despite the fact that it’s supposed to take place in Chicago).

She’s been fab since “Bend It Like Beckham.” Archie to Julianna: La-taaaahhhhhs.

One time, irl, Luke Perry winked at me.

Didn’t she also Jaime Waters who played Ray, the guy who kept beating her up?

The only good thing about Folgers is their slightly incestuous yet adorable Christmas commercial.