They could probably just use the dough. (smiley emoticon)

you really shouldn’t be operating a segway while stoned anyway

I’d rather have my uterus grow back and get another hysterectomy, but while awake this time.

In other news, Kim Jomg’s Angst smoked another bowl. It was similar to previous bowls, and was awesome. This is not related to anything else, just wanted to brag and I'm bad at segways.

I would rather get another abortion than watch that video, tbh

WHY AM I WRONG FOR LOVING SRIRACHA

WRONG sriracha forever

It’s not the word I would use either. Or “fun” for that matter. But I feel like that’s what Lena has written in her LiveJournal bio.

I hope he’s Ashley Madison’s next victim.

I tried reporting the page to Facebook but they said it doesn't violate their community standards. Ok, well it sucks so whatever Facebook.

Fuck all those warped losers....

‘Fill out’? ‘Christina Hendricks’?

This is only an issue because the The NY Post made it one. Now they control the city, just as Fox News controls the GOP race. All hail our Australian overlord, Rupert.

Mine too. I truly wonder if anyone but a woman would understand this feeling.

“I didn’t want him to laugh at me. I didn’t want to offend him.”

Is it going too far to say that I hope that that pseudoscience peddling, smelling her own farts loving, bullshit fearmongering witch gets some kind of non lethal, non crippling but really annoying medical affliction, like endless plantar fasciitis?

Honestly, I don’t want to see shit food babe has to say about anything.

Stodden basically is famous for being a child bride to a much older man (with whom she also appeared on some reality show). Abuse in my opinion, but her parents didn’t ask for my approval...

I feel like the only thing Maddie has on Chloe is that she makes that stupid DANCE FACE that the judges seem to love.

Can Vivi be a guest host one week and do a special on ice cream?