Why do I get the feeling that Ms. Bland’s “suicide” was as likely as Freddie Gray breaking his own back?

I mean, you should maybe go see a doctor if your twat is rank, not just squirt harmful chemicals into it? Vaginas generally don’t smell “rank” unless something is wrong.

I learned that in health class back when President Reagan wouldn’t say AIDS. So yes, I’m kind of surprised.

Just remembered this-

“A new study?”

But easy to remember! StationEry has an E for Envelopes! StationAry has an A for...uh. Anchored?

A star [of horror] and also bonus points for spelling “stationery” correctly.

I feel like no one needs to write books on Scientology anymore. Just use this statement and then everyone would be like oh I get it.

Elizabeth Moss :(

scientology is like if mean girls and jonestown had a baby.

We all make that face when we’re about to give teenagers the autism.

That is not ironic.

“Our boyfriend...”? Go on...

I would hang out with Karl Rove for 100 dollars and sandwiches. I am firmly in Bernie Sanders camp and I feel like he would understand my need for sandwiches.

“That’s the reason this buff Negroid Amazon keeps dominating this classic sport, white people. Don’t worry. Normal cute white athletes would be killing it out there if they decided to become the double-muscled clydesdale that this black chick is, but we have smart trainers who made sure they stay small and fuckable.…

Oh my god, so after Regis and Kathy Lee in the 90s ended (hi, me at home with grandma in the summers), they are bringing it back? Do they need more old people to watch Today?

I assumed he was.

Not water my good friend, dihydrogen monoxide. Chemicals. Toxin chemicalss.

Is it free from dihydrogen monoxide? The threat is real y’all. EVERYBODY who consumes it dies.