I bet every group, save maybe Germans, has a phrase about being on X standard time, means being late. I’m also Jewish and I’ve never heard it about Jews, but clearly some other commenters have. But it is weird that Mr. Wilson decided to pick Jewish Standard Time - he must have had a Jewish friend who used it once and…

I just want to add that parents aren’t the only ones who need flexibility. Primary caregivers (read: usually women) of other adults (e.g. sick parent, spouse, sibling, even friends) also require flexibility. This is an issue that can effect anyone, regardless of their procreative status.

I like to leave the thin layer on the top and bottom.

The truth can’t be rude.

Do it for science!

No. a) Hazelnut. b) No chocolate outside. c) Not Kit Kat wafer. You don’t understand me at all.

You and I will have to walk separate paths, because I have to eliminate one of the sides of the Oreo to achieve my optimal cookie/filling ratio. And I will never eat dark chocolate Kit Kats. Dark chocolate and I parted ways quite some time ago.

I actually think it would be to Kit Kat’s great benefit to introduce a bar with a higher wafer:chocolate ratio. I’m always nibbling the chocolate off the outside of the wafers to create this effect, but it would be much more efficient for me to just have a version with increased wafer volume.

I’m 39 but I’m feeling 65 because apparently old people are the only ones who support Hillary.

I am so with you on the “they aren’t responsible for the behavior of the adult men in their lives” angle. I mean, I understand why this seems so satisfying at first blush, but it really just plays into a lot of the stereotypes that have been oppressing women for ages. We are supposed to be the keepers of morality...…

In 1992 or so a friend got a roll of film developed and she found some dick pics in the bunch that were taken by a school mate who got ahold of her camera. Men have always been this stupid. Or at least for the past 25 years.

POOP IS FUNNY!!!!

There was a whole pre-amble because she was embarrassed and thought I would think it sounded really lame and I was just like... YES! That is my dream weekend! (Except the Four Seasons and no kids, but pretty close...)

We were in a totally average Marriott a couple of weeks ago to visit family and my 10 year old said to me, “Mom. I love staying in such a fancy hotel. Can we come back here one day and not have any plans and just spend the entire weekend in the hotel and just swim in the pool and get room service?”

This is ridiculous. There are so many much simpler and safer way to remove toxins. Get a doormat!

I thought about that too, but since she can’t know what night vision is actually like for a cat, she can convince herself that the ability to see something at all in the not-pitch-black-dark must be night vision.

I wonder how she reconciles that she has some biological cat features, like night vision, but not a tail or cat ears.

Will you watch football? My husband is a neurologist and he said he’s not sure he can even watch it anymore.

... why was pregnant women’s clothing not allowed to be housed with other women’s clothing?

Did you learn that on Dr. Oz? Or Greenmedinfo? Or I bet it was Food Babe...