Ding Dong the witch is dead!

you should always say something good about the dead: she’s dead, good.

We may be getting our first two teeth in soon. As a result (maybe?) baby is having a nursing strike. She'll eat breastmilk from a bottle but will not nurse and will just scream if we try. I am so hurt that I've just been crying. She's always eaten like a champ and nursing has always been the one thing that will soothe…

Not weird at all. I’m looking forward to the distraction and being able to actually interact with people.

I feel this way every time I get in my car and turn on the 90s XM station. I always have that moment where I look at the year from the song and realize it was 20 years ago. And then I feel old.

I got my first facial yesterday, and I didn’t enjoy it as much as I thought I would. Boo. Otherwise I’ve been doing some work on and off all weekend. But all my friends were away, so I’ve been feeling kind of isolated... I’m actually kind of excited to go to work tomorrow? Is that weird?

I should be finishing up unpacking and setting up my new apartment. Instead I got stoned and now I’m binging on 90s Nation and being ridiculously nostalgic.

Had an amazing reminder today that most people are great and that Facebook is good for more than just cat videos (hilarious as the above one is).

I can’t stand her sooooooo much. I was telling my husband about yesterday’s post on her interview/jerkfest with Amy Schumer (more uuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhh) and I could barely report on it without spitting. Everyone she claims to be standing up for would be just fine without her. Like, I’m not a “pretty” woman either, but…

May we go back to Lena Dunham? She’s an asshole who thinks she can do whatever she wants in the name of feminism. If someone dares to say she’s behaving like a jerk? Misogyny! If someone dares to say, um, you molested your sister? Patriarchy! If someone dares to say she looked like shit in a terribly designed dress?…

One of me best friends texted me this today.

She is driving me insane. You all know who I mean.

That is a beautiful kitty.

I’ve got one 3 year old. Just the one, AND she’s in full-time daycare and that shit is *still* hard. Because it’s unrelenting. Little kids never take the day off, and they need near constant supervision by someone, caring for them is repetitive and often dull, and you can’t just let them get their own cereal and watch…

Hi everybody! I’m drinking Rombauer (not sure about spelling), it’s a really dry white wine that’s delicious.

I would give a warning before, because personally I would want to receive a warning in a situation like that.

Hi everyone! I got my new bed yesterday and I am so excited. I feel like such a grown-up! Look how pretty.

I need a pedicure so bad. My nails/heels all need lovin beyond my capabilities. Yay for payday next week.

There was a kid shot on your stoop?! Jesus Christ! Were they okay?

I paid off all of my unsubsidized school loans this week! Just cut my load in half and I haven't graduate college yet. Feeling really good about that!