While I cannot solve the problem of insufficient hooks, I can offer a tip:

Right, I feel like it kinda makes it worse, if that was even possible.

My thoughts exactly. Having worked with my local disabled community since I was a teenager and having several friends who are themselves or have disabled kids THAT DOESNT MAKE IT BETTER ANN.

I keep waiting for all the sane people around her to finally snap and burn her at the stake. It’s getting up to a decade of waiting. *looks at watch*

Just so long as he didn't go full retard

“It’s OK, he wasn’t mocking that journalist, he was mocking *all* disabled people! Stop being so sensitive!”

he was doing a standard retard, waving his arms and sounding stupid

So what happens if you wear the ring with a pair of sweatpants? Do the conflicting maintenance-level-indicators create a rip in the time-space continuum, negating the need for steady employment?

When I was job hunting a bit less than a decade ago, the “common wisdom” among my fellow interviewee ladies was also that you shouldn’t wear an engagement (or wedding) ring—but back then the reasoning was not that potential employers would assume you were high maintenance. Rather, the rumored thinking was that an…

I’ve never cared for Amy’s humor. Thanks to that picture I now know why.

I immediately lose most, if not all, of the respect I have for someone when I find out that they’re a Stern fan.

Danny Trejo: 48 YEARS of sobriety? In HOLLYWOOD? That calls for a celebration in and of itself. Congrats, man, for showing them how it gets done.

They are awesome.

My gf and I are quite partial to colliding particles.

In the early 80's, when I started middle school, apparently there were still people telling girls that you weren’t supposed to shower or wash your hair during your period, either. Our health classes kept reiterating that it was, in fact, perfectly okay to do so.

Maybe she’s not on hormonal birth control. It screws with some people, and I can see what would be minor symptoms for a normal person being a challenge for an elite athlete in prime training.

It’s interesting in the hierarchy of inmates. The lowest are pedophiles who violated the very young; then sex offenders regardless of their offense. They tend to be the victims in prison and not by being targeted for rape by other inmates. Sex offenders in prison are targeted in subtle ways such as being kept from…

Someone stole the last half of the last Asiago Roast Beef sandwich from Panera I WAS EVER ABLE TO GET.

Sure, if you hate your enamel.

Pyrex-stealers are monsters.