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I’m gonna get up on my soapbox and I don’t care. My father is a retired Colonel in the Marine Corp who was a platoon leader in Vietnam in 1968 at 21 who lost 50 of the 100 men whose lives he was in charge of. He was head of security of the Pentagon on September 11, 2001, four days after my mom walked out on him. He

He doesn’t sleep because he has those magical Negro powers. Basically he’s a Sith Lord.

I’m so hungry right now and this article isn’t helping.

Right?? Surely the way to do this is to introduce a bill that stiffens the penalties for abuse by malnourishment, even in cases where the parents believe they’re doing the right thing. Then it’s up to your _opponents_ to accuse you of unfairly targeting vegans! She’s got mixed up and jumped to actually unfairly

I know it’s anecdotal, but it does make me wonder about people who insist that their children follow vegan diets... the 2 vegan couples I know who have kids cook meat for them and allow them to eat all sorts of animal products. They want their kids to choose veganism later in life and not feel like it’s something

It’s intended so children can’t get at the (more explicit) images inside.

Please let the Fantastic #FinalFive NOT become part of Taylor Swift’s stupid fucking #squadthing.

This has been my favorite Olympics-themed tweet so far:

As an old Australian, I gotta put some context on this.

Good luck and congrats on the baby.

The strangest instance of this I ever saw: Dr. 90210 (don’t judge me—it was sometimes really good) was doing top surgery for a trans woman. The show showed everything— nipples, blood, everything! Then the doctor inserted the little saline (or whatever) bags, and suddenly the nipples were blurred.

I was just about to say that in all these cases they should just photoshop a man’s nipples over the woman’s nipples and call it a day.

I’m pretty sure that’s pepsi’s brand of bottled water.

Who is Awkwafina? And no, I can’t be bothered to Google.

I’d like nothing better at this point than for HRC to win by >10 points in the popular vote, and then on November 9 for the Justice Department to announce that both Trump and his shitbag son have been indicted for enough counts of tax fraud that they’ll both be in prison until the 26th century if convicted.

What he also needs is someone to offer him a judgement free living wage job! My Father owns a successful construction firm and I grew up surrounded by all sorts of unsavory criminal characters who are now decent hardworking members of society. What these people need is good paying work and someone who is willing to

Tears here, too, and my buns are all half grown up and stale.

My guess is it has to do with the fact that they are being charged with a crime they both participated in. So they can’t corroborate each others’ stories.

With any fucking hope this guy will hold onto that moment and get his shit together. I know the odds are against him but any little tiny ounce of hope and motivation is better than nothing at all.