Checking in at 50. Wrinkles and acne are no joke. I’m on Epiduo, which is a combo of adalpene and benzoyl peroxide, and it works. I’ve suffered with acne since I was 11. It is all I can see in the mirror. I’d insert an emoji if I wasn’t so ancient. FUCK will do.

That must be a weird time when that happens!

Oh Britney. Wait until your baby is taller than you.....

PANERA BREAD IS LIFE!

Gun violence in the (sadly) normal sense: crazy guy goes on a premeditated rampage with guns he bought. This was a crime of opportunity created by poor deputy training.

No we ran out.

If any of you are shopping at Torrid, this flew across my dash today:

Yes...very crappy selection most of the time. I just got a couple of cute t-shirts and a cute pair of capri pants without rips but I’ve been trying for a couple of months to find some new summer tops and after all that time, I found 2..and may not love one of them.

Is it the kind of feminine name that can also be a man’s name? Like Ashley or something? Because your office mate might just be a guy with a name that is often (but not always) considered feminine.

Too late! It already has an Evil Overlord in residence!

We are buying a house! We have saved for five years to be able to do this but we just got the clear to close document last night, I wire the money Monday and we close on Tuesday. Finally, our own home!

The time I was eight minutes late due to an hour-and-a-half train derailment. The woman interviewing clearly had absolutely no intention of giving me the job because of it, but for some unfathomable reason still interviewed me anyway. Well, I mean I know why, she did it to torture me, but personally I would just send…

I hate “creative” interview questions and I’m an actor but I panic at that stuff. Once when asked what kind of animal I would be I said “a porcupine...um....because they have a really good defense system”. They looked at me like I was going to straight up try to murder them.

It wasn’t anything I did really. Went to an interview at a company I was kind of familiar with. I worked with a guy that used to work there and word was he stole the owners wife. So halfway through he notices I worked at such and such and asks me if I know this person. Oh no no no no please nooooo. He proceeds to tell…

When I was in high school I tried to get a job at Hot Topic. (Back when it was goth-knock off, not whatever it is today, ‘k?) Within minutes of starting the interview I knew there was no way I was going to get hired. They made me “audition” with two guys competing for same job. The guy interviewing me was as giant…

I was feeling kind of weird about this job in the first place. I had had one interview that went well with the one owner and was back for a final interview with the other. He spent the whole time peeping down my top and asking me off the cuff questions about the female owner. I finally asked if they were married or…

I am down 23 pounds and today I bought a pair of jeans that are 1 size smaller than I was wearing when I started losing weight.

I was once turned down for a job because I was newly married and they were worried I would get pregnant. :|

Years ago went to Sizzler (full disclosure also used to work there) and I order per the ribs and BF ordered the salad buffet (which is no diet plate if you have been there you know what I'm talking about). Of course! Server puts ribs in front of BF.

And then they’d still ask for any leftovers from your plate after they vacuumed up their own huge portions.