I had a boyfriend who was a compulsive liar and would always play that his lies were jokes when other people found out he was full of shit. The most disgusting part was the idea that intentionally deceiving someone to laugh in their face when they believe you was amusing to him, even as a cover story. This guy is…

My new boss just turned 30. THIRTY. I’m older than her by more than a decade. We also have a recent grad on our team. I’m old enough to be his mother in a “I got married and had babies in my 20's” way.

right?? manipulative and dismissive motherfucker! makes me so mad for her!

My kids got nothing from me except a sarcastic sense of humor and their allowance. Even the eyebrows are Dad’s. Pretty unfair, considering I did all the work in growin’ em.

Right? At first I thought maybe he's just good naturedly teasing her about her food passion but man he really escalated on Twitter! I hope she dumps his ass and finds someone who respects her pizza boundaries.

I looked at it and thought “I don’t know why I’m surprised when people’s kids look like them” but then I realised it’s because I look 0% like my mother, although when pushed she will say I got her eyebrows.

I was called “oven” by my friends after my kids were born, because that was the extent of my contribution. I feel ya.

I am now officially hyped for four years of Bill Clinton’s best/worst First Lad dad jokes.

Reese and her daughter look gorgeous and make me jealous that none of my kids resemble me in the slightest.

Dump him. Full stop.

Victorian? Girrrl, it’s Craftsman or nothing, imho.

People wondering about the legal issues here: Yes, you can copyright architectural plans. No, the copyright is not worth much because so much of architecture, particularly McMansions like this, is about combining various public domain elements that are not protected. This is what is known as a “thin copyright” meaning…

I honestly love Victorian archictecture more than any other, I think. It’s my dream to have a Victorian country home, preferably in shades of pink. I just want to live in a dollhouse made of cake...

I love that he thinks SHE’S the asshole in the situation. And the “fat ass” is just the cherry on top.

Also, men who don’t realize how gendered food and food-sharing are. She’s a “pig” now. Fucking hell.

fat ass?

The thing is, he wanted chicken, she bought him chicken, she asked if he wanted pizza, he said no, he nibbled hers, pretended he didn’t want any, and then ate the original fucking thing anyway when she bought herself a whole other slice. This fucking guy is too much work, he’s a goddamned liar, and he can fuck off…

Personally, I think it’s way too much house for the lot, making it look stout. That, and it’s a very bland design in general, from the muted colors to the way the front door is kind of lost. It looks like it’s doing too much and not enough at the same time (if that makes any sense).

..... “Henry Fonda and Daniel Day-Lewis were fine, but the one actor who truly got into Lincoln’s head was John Wilkes Booth” ......too soon?

are we gonna do gay things and quote Jurassic park the whole time?