I generally thought I was an intelligent person. I read some comments on here and feel like I should be a standing in the corner picking my nose compared to the intellect of the regular commentariat here.

Everyone I know going to a sporting event takes selfies at some point during. Even *gasp* old people.

*hork*

So did he put the sticky side on his face or somehow tie it on with the absorbent side towards his face?

He must not have gotten a clear polish. I’m always asked to pay before they paint so my nails don’t get messed up from digging out my wallet.

Do you have to go? Last time I tried to work after a breakup I ended up going home after about 90 min. since I couldn't see through my tears. Enjoy some ice cream and curl up with a good book or bad TV and take a personal day.

My kid is only 2 so we aren’t dealing with bullying yet. They’re all just selfish jerks to everyone at this age.

She writes for Deadspin now. Also has a podcast. She talks about us sometimes, too *sniff*

Confidence is key. I often feel like the goddamn Michelin (wo)man (tall and fat) but back when I met my husband, I was pretty stoked about life and my happiness and confidence made all the difference. He and I are similar in height but he says he would have been cool dating someone taller than himself. I’ve dated…

Yo mama jokes are still a thing?

I bought a Crochet for Dummies book a month ago now and have yet to crack it open. Sounds like I'm about to embark on an expensive hobby.

So I started reading your comment as the kids were part of the movie and I was confused by your outrage. But then I re-read it and it makes total sense now. I should have gone to bed awhile ago.

This is where I am right now. Between joint replacement, cancer treatment, unemployment paired with rotator cuff surgery, it’s been a helluva year for my folks. I’m starting to understand the meaning of “sandwich generation” now.

*cringe*

I knew I liked you!

“Christie...has given Cunniff 90 days to lose weight.”

I thought Forrest Gump.

I live in an English official state and my understanding is that all gov’t business and publications must be in English. There are still tons of job postings asking for bilingual applicants so no one is (presumably) getting arrested for conducting private sector business in not-English.

I was thinking that #OnePercenterProbs needs to be a thing because of this article.

Did you deliberately pick the two GOP candidates who have dropped out?