If we’re lucky, punch the people who wrote that jingle.

The ability to do my Costco run at around 11AM Mon-Thurs. is one of the few things I miss about being a SAHM. I fucking hate going there in the evenings and on weekends because of all the goddamn grazers clogging the ends of the aisles with the humongous carts while they essentially feed the whole family lunch.

I was flying as an unaccompanied minor back when I had braces and needed to wear headgear more that just at night. Those set off the airport metal detectors pre-9/11. The guard just looked at me with a raised eyebrow then finally waved me along. Poor nerdy tiny JuneBug.

It felt like an unsecured underwire was going to puncture my chest but doubt they're really going to be accessible to an inmate as long as the bra owner keeps wearing it during the visit.

But she could have the metal nail clippers on her person when entering the jail? I...just...damn.

BBC had a similar piece about this, too.

I hope none of them suffer permanent damage. If the baby can make a full physical recovery, then he/she will likely never remember this incident. Small favors, I guess.

I dated a dude for 6 months who was “out of my league.” I never felt I could be truly comfortable with him. He actually was the one to end it but I don’t remember what he said.

<insert Jimmy Fallon EW! gif here>

Does this guy understand what led up to the split with your ex? Maybe need to sit him down and let him know what’s bothering you. Not in a “You need to STFU about work” way but a “I want you to be happy and this situation isn’t doing it for you. How can we make it better?”

Congrats on the new job!

People with preggo fetishes are creepy.

Oy, that's rough. Have you seen someone about your back?

I’m glad you already have a therapist with whom to discuss these issues. But I’m going to give you my non-professional advice anyway. Small kids are hard work, yo. Please get past the toddler stage with both of them before you make any major life-altering decisions since it doesn’t sound like you or your kids are in…

They’ll get used to each other eventually. I was starting to think my cat would never tolerate my husband’s dog when we first moved in together. Years later, the cat has been caught licking the dog’s ear. Good luck!

Fellow gray here who reads as many SNS posts as possible.

You’re not being unreasonable. She is. I think you still only give her what you normally would had she not made such an odd request. I just see this special request backfiring on you.

My freshman English teacher called us Mr/Miss (Lastnames). He even went so far as to refuse to acknowledge who we were talking about when using peer’s first names.

That does suck that this kid had such crappy adults in his life, but given the mother chose both the bio-dad and step-dad, I wouldn’t say he lost the parenting lottery 3x, just once really badly. As much as people like to think they “trade up” from one relationship to another, there are typically commonalities in a…

This is pretty much what I was thinking. So say this person actually gets out of prison, what kind of job would they be able to get with a felony on their record along with the social stigma of mental illness?