Whatever helps you make me the bad guy, Slurms.

Except for dickbaggery. He’s got an abundance of that. He is fertile with dicks.

Is she looking to hire some help, because I would looooove to field these questions.

I have to laugh to keep from crying.

It will be kind of fun to see how everyone will normalize orphans being lit on fire. “Well, at least they’re not burning them on Native American land.”

It’s pretty sickening that people are willing to overlook H.W.’s glaring flaws because he’s an old man who wears funny socks.

Except replace “Irish” with “any child who doesn’t pass the paper bag test.”

Silver lining: the idiots who voted for Trump and depend on ACA to live are weeding themselves out.

I’m too busy caring about possibly dying in a nuclear war to wring my hands over movie studios not making as many millions as they could be.

Wait until they introduce their plan to light orphans on fire.

No.

Devoted family man, my ass. He was a largely absent father who had a fuck-ton of mistresses.