if Olivia and Bella truly had no idea

This type of thing and little kids getting baseballs at baseball games are the high-water mark of humanity for me.

20 seconds in when Giannis gets up to hug the girl, the one cop gets all jittery like he’s going to have to shoot someone.

My sister in law is obsessed with hand sanitizer. We were out one day and she pushed hand sanitizer on everyone. Then her kid (18mo) licked the bottom of her shoe while glaring at her mother. I head to stop myself from cheering.

Also see: doggos. 

Soooo many reasons to take digs at Tori Spelling but this ain’t it.

People who say “kiddos” are pure monsters.

lol i can’t believe i just pretended my kids only eat these muffins in moderation. 

Everything in moderation, my kids love these muffins. It’s fine. It’s all fine. 

If they are worried about appearing objective, they should just say that Trump lied and that they can not confirm whether or not he has the mental faculties to know he is lying.

I’ll see that and raise you: why cover the rallies live at all? MSNBC has stopped doing it, mostly, and nobody I’ve heard from seems to object. I think you could just do a summary, like a quickie baseball game recap, bolstered by still photographs.

At least it was a phrase in German that JFK messed up.

“Big fat con job” from the biggest, fattest, most traitorous con job of all time. The willing ignorance and hatred of anyone that would support Trump is as disgusting as he is.

Remember when John F Kennedy was mocked for maybe calling himself a donut in a speech? Instead we’re stuck with this asshole for a mouth. 

My mom worked for the public defender and she would tell me about the closet at their office full of Dress Barn hand-me-downs and old polyester suits for the clients to wear. I guess it makes sense that a private attorney would have better resources. Although this does lead me to wonder how she is paying for the…

Holy shit. I had no idea. 

Actual rich people like her scam their business associates, then refuse to pay them, then declare bankruptcy to get out of the debts.

This case kind of fascinates me (as did the faux Rockefeller, who pulled his scam off for 20 years - including a long marriage).

Also, did someone not tell Emmanuel that using “whitewashed” was an extremely poor word choice?