It’s just a joke. They have to put things down in boxes on forms, and when they do, it is always “Untitled Goose Game.”

Blame the lawyers

LEGO

LEGO

That wasn’t a tonsil stone, it was ordinary dental plaque from not adequately brushing and also never flossing and also being a disgusting swamp monster.

I don’t know, the whole yelling at Biden whilst simultaneously claiming the title of Obama’s heir apparent seemed a little desperate to me. I’d like a VP with a little more gravitas.

I loved FFIX so freaking much, but I’ve never had the desire to replay it the way I have with II, IV, and VI.

I asked for FFVIII for either Christmas or my birthday shortly after FFIX came out, but the clerk refused to sell it to my mom and made her buy FFIX instead - not just for the commission or whatever shady sales promotion Gamestop was running back in the day, but also because the magic system was so terrible and the…

I think they already know that all he has to do is start saying “Fake News,” no matter what he said before, no matter if it was on camera, and his legion will simply change their tune to match.

in the trash can

I mean, she was being chased by papparazzi right outside the hospital, so... her “tone” seems pretty fucking normal.

“Netflix hangs Old Navy out to dry” means “Netflix blames Old Navy.” It’s an idiom that means “to abandon,” and in context means “Netflix shirks all blame, leaving only Old Navy to shoulder the blame.”

that looks like a Ford Fusion with a lift kit

I’ve got one up on you - When we had a Democratic governor they increased the incentives for solar, and then we got a Republican governor who not only undid those incentives but also implemented penalties, so people with solar installations actually PAY the utility to put their excess solar on the grid, and pay EXTRA…

even though it could cause a rise in inflation

I love this game the least of all the Zelda games I own.

I totally got stuck at the same place! Or nearby. I waited about 3 in-game days before leaving to try to find a more shallow way up the mountain, and eventually stumbled across the same guy.

I bought so many of those talking action figures, the ones with the chips - because they had like 3 paint variations for some of the figures. Commtech, I just remembered. Shit. I still have them all in boxes.

Yeah that guy’s a fucking serial killer.

I would buy at least half of those.

Joey, Ross, and Chandler