I think they already know that all he has to do is start saying “Fake News,” no matter what he said before, no matter if it was on camera, and his legion will simply change their tune to match.

in the trash can

I mean, she was being chased by papparazzi right outside the hospital, so... her “tone” seems pretty fucking normal.

“Netflix hangs Old Navy out to dry” means “Netflix blames Old Navy.” It’s an idiom that means “to abandon,” and in context means “Netflix shirks all blame, leaving only Old Navy to shoulder the blame.”

that looks like a Ford Fusion with a lift kit

I’ve got one up on you - When we had a Democratic governor they increased the incentives for solar, and then we got a Republican governor who not only undid those incentives but also implemented penalties, so people with solar installations actually PAY the utility to put their excess solar on the grid, and pay EXTRA…

even though it could cause a rise in inflation

I love this game the least of all the Zelda games I own.

I totally got stuck at the same place! Or nearby. I waited about 3 in-game days before leaving to try to find a more shallow way up the mountain, and eventually stumbled across the same guy.

I bought so many of those talking action figures, the ones with the chips - because they had like 3 paint variations for some of the figures. Commtech, I just remembered. Shit. I still have them all in boxes.

Yeah that guy’s a fucking serial killer.

I would buy at least half of those.

Joey, Ross, and Chandler

These rules vary by state, and unless you are A) an attorney licensed in Montana and B) literally staring at his record of conviction right now, you’re not qualified to lecture other people about what did happen or what should have happened.

Ding ding ding!

as fuel was never mentioned once in Star Wars

I still have my fifth generation (1991) - I had to stop daily driving because those roofs just keep wearing out in sunlight and weather. It’s in a garage and it gets a little love every few months. (I do love it, very much.)

And then he and Vin Diesel fall in love. <3

Literally every mid-market retail.

Last winter, I went into one for the first time in at least 15 years. Tons of rainbows and cute/weird things (like art with aliens being friends with unicorns). It was pretty cool.