First, big hugs from me.

My problem with the piece (hi, fellow queer here!) was that it was a Really Bad Hot Take, written as if with the authority of All The Gays. Like... you don’t get to speak for me, you don’t get to tell Mayor Pete how to be gay, and you don’t get to tell straight people how gay people are supposed to act. That second…

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kitchens are rough places to work. But in 7 years of busing, running, and serving I never saw physical violence between workers. Smashing plates? Yes. Throwing food? Yes. Actually hurting someone? Never.

may shoot themselves in the foot with this as people will stop buying the more expensive one

Juul doesn’t make clouds, you can barely see it.

I know that was disastrously uncouth of Rep. Hunter, but the biggest shock of that scenario is how strong the breeze is in the house conference room.

When I cut cable about 5 years ago and no longer had E! or the experience of randomly flipping through channels like Bravo and MTV, I realized I stopped having any idea who those gossip people are.

Home alone in the summer + having cable + being born before 1989 = you should have seen this movie by now

That’s not how math works.

Minor pushback - the paper guys making fun of their young intern is one thing for establishing the fact that everyone is playing to 80s stereotypes. Mike not apologizing is a tenth grader not knowing how to be a good boyfriend. But the absolutely terrible lines between Hopper and Joyce (and between Jonathan and Nancy),…

The show is portraying them as the evil superpower we thought they were in 1985.

Kinja’d

whose facade is finally wearing

Yeah but Martin O’Malley is a delicious snack.

Kinja’d

Gavin Newsom

Peacocks are, sadly, not smarter than our president. But it might be a draw.

Hard disagree. Dude is a freak.

Well, one of them was his “trainer” and I’m 99% sure the other one was (also) a FWB situation so I’m guessing the history of paying them with personal checks in the past made it seem like the latest one wouldn’t be any different if the police investigated his bank records.