It’s specifically for people without your so-claimed “excellent credit,” it won’t affect you at all.

I love how the music from that game gets stuck in your head from playing for too long. <3

As a Kansan, thank you.

I’m 100% sure the first time I heard this song was in Donnie Darko. <3

I had a 3D phone.

the kinds of hills you have in Kansas

First, he hung back to see if I was going to figure it out myself. Then, when I didn’t, he asked if I would like a tip for loading the plates. I said yes, and then he showed me how, and after that I was able to do the other side on my own.

withhold the flu shot for one year so we can measure how many people die.

led to a marked increase in the incidence of Guillain–Barré Syndrome

Stupid kinja. Nevermind.

Yeah, this is like Early 20s for Dummies. That lady deserved to be arrested.

showing button commands on screen

Someone gave me one, one time. It was super annoying.

Your wheel driven car will be illegal some day.

Exactly! The company behind Runescape literally just did this with their fandom community:

Yes, there are nests - places where certain pokemon are more likely to appear - and those rotate every 2 weeks.

Because men are socialized to believe that women want sex, but for a variety of reasons, may need “convincing.”

The way he almost cuts his leg off when he lands is my favorite part.

As an example, someone tweeted a picture this morning of multiple different (suspiciously bot-like) accounts all tweeting the exact same pro-Ted Cruz tweet last night at 2:00 a.m., when most Texans are asleep and not tweeting. Some former Daily Caller contributor jumps in to the comments and says “that’s just a link…

I don’t know, it looks like a pinewood derby car made in some 8th grade shop class.