I feel terrible saying this, because I remember loving Super Mario Galaxy, but I honestly don’t remember a single level. From either game. I remember running around the ship, I remember powering up new areas, I remember the little toads with like the telescope? And that’s all.

YES!

I have seen chocolate-y desserts made in an instapot that looked pretty good. But I can’t stand meat made in one (it is all so freaking slimey), I like my vegetables only lightly steamed, and I make awesome rice on the stove (seriously, people, read the bag).

Because without alternate building instructions like they used to have, LEGO replay value is lower. Giving the toys “action” features helps encourage play in our action-tablet-addled youth.

Because without alternate building instructions like they used to have, LEGO replay value is lower. Giving the toys “…

You forgot “plant” in that list. Which is, like, unforgivable.

I like the one that’s a candelabra.

stash your debit card or cash in your shoe

That’s not even remotely related to what happened here.

At least 95% “working poor,” or as I would call it growing up, “very working-class.” Also, this population is probably more black and slightly less hispanic than the general population. Say, maybe 40% black, 55% white, 5% hispanic. (Source: I’ve worked on foreclosures, and this is my anecdotal evidence.)

pre-loaded with his favorites on the large TV in the private dining room adjoining the Oval Office

But that feeling dissipated in half a moment, when I realized that I was actually holding my breath in terror, which I think was the desired effect no matter what name I stuck on the guy clinging to the side of the helicopter.

These people cannot die fast enough.

Yes and no.

And if short ribs came from really smart animals that can basically talk, demonstrate emotion, and have complex social structures.

That LiveWire looks so bad. I can’t believe they expect that to compete with Zero.

Avocados are $0.79

I have been in one fight in my life, and it was a “first strike wins, loser walks away.” Not by agreement, but because I hit the kid who was sassing me way harder than he expected, and faster, and that was that.

I don’t think most Americans could get in—or out—of those pod seats.

Imitate. Intimate (as a verb) means to hint or imply.

Most border collies, some german shepherds, and a handful of huskies are probably Lawful.