I’d fuck Indiana Jones, I think that’s distinct from fucking Harrison Ford though. Like, he doesn’t do it for me in anything else but Indiana Jones could get it.

Kellyanne has his watching ALL of American History Rock this week on repeat. Expect him to sing the preamble to the constitution as his inaugural speech.

-develop object permanence

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We had family over watching with us. When Trump was up there giving his speech with that weird face, my BIL says, “OMG, this is the moment in ‘The Producers’ when they realize their play is a hit and they’re fucked now”

Trump came across as a rich schoolboy who didn’t study and bluffed his way through the exam.

Forget STEM, we need a 2-year curriculum on sarcasm at minimum.

oh shut the fuck up.

Is that you Melania?

She’s suggesting that her husband can’t stand up to peer pressure from Billy Bush. That might be more damning than the misogyny.

My dog ate an orange highlighter last night. In a few hours I should be able to send you a picture of my idea for what should play Trump.

Figures that one of the worst defensive 2B (Odor) would cost the Rangers with a shitty throw.

For the second year in a row, the Rangers eliminate themselves from the post-season due to bed shitting.

At least we held onto our beer-cans this time.

So glad Odor was the one to get the error.

As a life-long Blue Jays fan, allow me then.

Tagging Bush with the loss, and Odor with the critical error?

That’s funny because, as a life long Jays fan, watching Odor butcher that throw gave me immense pleasure

The only time in the last 5 years that I’ve turned 38 was right after the ONE time I watched Wes Craven’s New Nightmare.