“hello the owner of this phone Courtney. I am buying an iPad.”

Hmm, good point, could be. My dog thinks I have superpowers (disappearing treats, magic transporting machine i.e. car), I’m going to tell her I’m Xenu.

You are going to be missed.

I fucking hate clutches. If I wanted to carry my wallet, I would.

Same judge who came down light on the boys in the Rehteah Parsons case.

I’m dog-sitting a pug who, hand to God, loves to watch curling. There was a tournament on TSN all last week and she was riveted.

I pity the fool who has to dance with Mr. T.

...an under-18 nightclub

The moment when she got read for the absurd liar she is: Anderson doesn’t  say a thing, he just reflexively can’t stop laughing at her (though finally he blurts out, “This is so stupid!”). Anyone who hasn’t seen this, let this minute and a half brighten your day....

I don’t think I can top this tweet

That look when you realize

This doesn’t make sense. So girls are what, 51% of the population? But the laws and practices “diproportionatelly” affect them? I mean on its face the statement is true, but if the meaning is that girls are being unfairly targeted, then the numbers do not back that up. Unless we are saying that like 50% of all…

Where I live, they actually give the police little cards to hand to parents who threaten their kids with arrest or something like that in public. It’s so pervasive that they actually need a program to address it. They’re told to hand the cards out silently, but they basically just point out that all that does it make…

And the Rockettes’ red glares....

Poor Melania—she can’t open her mouth without being attacked as a stereotypical angry black woman. Sheesh.

Didn’t you hear? There are no such things as facts. We’re in the “post-truth” age now.

Discontinuation syndrome is really a euphemism for what many people actually experience. The medical folks like to reserve the word “withdrawal” for the response coming off an addictive substance. Discontinuation syndrome and symptoms can last months, not just the “acute” period that the manufacturers have been forced…