Counterpoint: “Rover” wasn’t exactly a hot nameplate either, and we see where that’s gone.

“Other people don’t have insurance; so to protect them, I don’t do part of my job, that I could do outside the city limits anyway” is pretty interesting stuff.

Insurance is required everywhere, dude. There is no part of the united states in which it is ok to not have auto insurance and drive on the public roads.

“It’s one of the reasons I stopped accepting press cars, as I didn’t want a simple mistake to ruin the lives of any of my fellow Detroiters.”

The maximum towing capacity for the current Ford Ranger is 7500 lbs.

Luxurious is such a loose term. Some people find tacky plastic woodgrain and chrome wheels luxurious. Hell, I know a dude who thinks the cracking leather seats in his busted up Jeep Cherokee are luxurious. 

Is that true?  Is the McRib’s seasonality tied to pork prices?

Just like the McRib coming back when pork prices fall, this is actually a sign of cocaine prices dropping.

Those are my two favorite writers...

Look like fun! Many congratulations! One request: can you darken the font? That low contrast grey is tough on weak eyes.

Well... damn.

Comments like mine:

Same, Tracy and Torch were the only thing keeping this site in my daily rotation, so Jalop will be getting subbed out for whatever their next project is

I’m sure there are going to be a lot of people in the comments saying things like, “That’s it, I’m out of here! I’m never reading this site again!” First, grow up. Millions of people read this site, if you want to stop, go with god.

Well, a 350-with-the-auto is a pretty common street rod conversion. Not worth the asking price though.

Because most automatic car washes have huge blow dryers that blast most of the water off your car before you get outside into the cold. Any water leftover that might freeze is negligible and will probably just evaporate before it can freeze. Unless you’re living in the literal tundra.

People in salt country who prefer that their cars not rot out?

To get the salt off so your car doesn’t rust out.

What on earth are you talking about? I do the ones where you stay in your car and drive through it and it sprays out the underside. I have to imagine the underside of every car you’ve ever owned is rusty swiss cheese at this point if you live in an area with heavily salted roads and never wash your car throughout the…

Never have an issue with my frameless windows in Michigan