Perfect argument against front-wheel drive cars.

“I’m sure there is abundant public transportation.”  OK, don’t disrupt your certainty.

OK, so an SJ wagoneer is not a jeep? Got it

Because you live in the north where your car gets salt and crud on it?

1970s BMWs do this too, and they have the German precision engineering known as “Bruce”.

Remember how in Cash for Clunkers, they poured sodium silica, aka “liquid glass”, into the oil cap of engines and ruined the motors permanently?

You are dangerously, perhaps wilfully, incorrect.

Confused why your vehicle would have ‘fog lights’ but not a switch for them.

Best guess: the Development team assigns friendly codenames to their test vehicles named after food. I wouldn’t be surprised to see “Super Burrito” and “Fajita” in line behind “Tostada”.

Wait, if you get a front flat tire, you have to put the spare on the rear tire and move a rear tire to the front?

Yes, for sure.  Imagine trying to access a side-mount spare tire on the side of an interstate: your feet are likely to be either in mud or in traffic.

Please don’t go under a vehicle that’s being supported by a jack (without jack stands), not even for a moment.

No, no, no, the problem is the bikes are virtually unfixable.  RTFA and get ratio’ed!

Sesame Street uses this font now. When I was a kid, they used Futura.

Intel has taken some bumps and bruises the past couple of years, but it is a real firm that has earned its place as a blue-chip company (no pun intended).  Conventional wisdom says:  benefit of the doubt / wait and see.

Those $30K modified Wranglers are often $65k.

Wait, the new Lexus LX / Land Cruiser 300, and the Sequoia are all on the new Tundra platform?

Sable approves.

.. and serves paella at the SEAT auto plant.

Gold is also an arbitrary thing to measure ‘value’ against.  You can dig more out of the ground.