You’re quite right, they never should have messed with Dodge Charger perfection:

Montrose?  Can those guys not drive 55?

Community colleges, too.

I hear that guy is a real reactionary.

It’s no fair to troll so skillfully, he might think you’re serious.

I still remember the advertising quote: “We didn’t want to change the shape of the car, so we changed the shape of the engine.”

“Mark Fields should write for “Silicon Valley.””

Better performance, good looks, win!

Just take it back to your local Changli dealer’s repair center and demand satisfaction!

Significant source of revenue and good publicity

I hope you really challenged the factory reps on why their U.S. market cars often have their rear turn-signals neutered from separate amber elements, to blinking red brake-lights (50% less on-time —— 50% less safe.) Let’s talk about it.

Well, it was in Beetlejuice.

Can he sell the options to others?

Welcome and congrats on taking the big chair!  

If you got a flat, and the tire didn’t go flat, did you get a flat?

Designo.

Explain.  Counterpoint: it’s not that bad.

You should see our passports.

NO ARIAL!  Kill it with fire.  The top “Wisconsin” font is pretty cool retro though.

That lower-case “h” has got to go.