Minus the forklift?

These people.

But she was the one that refused the prenup.

“I gave Mars crabs!”. Confesses Venus.

And then fax those bad boys!

Or just shortened it to, “Here is a completely obvious thing made to sound difficult because I got a B- in Econ 101, also I hate leftists.”

I hate the part where they ship it initially via UPS, and then UPS drops it off at USPS for the final delivery to my door. (Not sure if that’s Amazon or UPS’ fault, or both, tbh, but still.)

well there is the fact that the shipping is free. you do also get other stuff like prime instant video which I use on occasion

I love using the option ‘no rush shipping’ where you get $1 credit if you really don’t need something in 2 days. It often arrives in 2 days anyway and you get free money to use towards movies or music. Nice to watch the free rental here and there.

Ban all guns. Make them illegal to posses. Getting caught with one is an automatic jail sentence. This nonsense has gone on for too long. This amendment was authored by people who were okay with slavery. It does not, and should not, translate to 2015 America

I would donate a thousand bucks just so that they put a giant cigar in its mouth

Yeah, takin’ a dump in a single piece is the best. Especially if it's coupled with a clean wipe. That is just pure nirvana.

My problem with popular bars is they tend to be exceptionally crowded. I’d prefer to find a nice hole-in-the-wall bar where I can get a nice, reasonably priced craft beer and just people watch for an hour or two.

BRING IT!!!

I might check it out. For now I am eyeing the Surface Pro 3.