Is the event over?

He will be summoned today.

This would explain how the tin hat amplifies the signals they receive.

I never knew that, may go visit this spot. All this time I thought all ships went to India!

Wife and I were just talking about how glad we were we didn’t pick the name of a town for our kid... You don’t know the relief that comes over us everytime we think about it... It’s exhausting.

Ough! I hate that more than when they force us to recite the bible before work.

I forgot about labor day..

I don’t think you see the big picture here, these fucking bees have had a great run of this pollination economy with no benefit... Well a slight benefit to human kind.

That fucking Nigerian prince strikes again!

As a former skater I stand amazed at the amount of force my balls could take.

Is that a drawing of himself, or Chuck Norris?

PAH BAH!

Unfortunately you’re correct.

I went ahead and searched the dark depths of the internet and regret what I found.

My wife wants to know how good was that clam? She likes clams and shit.

If one falls would the other jump?

Im not going to be impressed until someone makes a teleportetation device.

The problem is work, how do we eliminate work so both of us can live the life?

Yeah I thought about this, but what if you wanna watch, say a UFC match and your neighbor has to watch game of thrones... I see problems.

My kid would be hanging from it in no time... And possibly get it stuck with a piece of Lego.