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This is the reason I don’t go to public swimming pools... Someone almost talked me into it but thank the jesus that when we arrived they had people get out so they can remove the puke in the pool.

Having a baby is the best excuse.

I never say anything, usually like in a jui jitsu match I just get up and walk away, out of breath, and wobbling with euphoria.

Clearly you people have never had the pleasure of working with Chinese manufacturers. It will be fixed on next prototype.... Or during Production... Or during delivery.... Don’t worry it will have a price drop due to the issues. No worries. Everything will be fine... What more you want for that price tag.

Again, America is falling behind world ranking... Come on people!

Omg that’s some incredible shit right there. I don’t think I’ve ever felt this kind of guilty pleasure before.

Kanye! You were supposed to play along, this would have created such a big tabloid hoopla that would have kept you and swft (and Kim?) Relevant for a while... Maybe for several months( maybe a year). But NO, you had to open your mouth a fuck up all the fake drama. Now prepare to go back to obscurity... For all of you

Yeah but 2 months for just shipping alone it’s way longer than I’m used to for an Amazon order. I still have to wait for it to ship and if they use USPS is likely to take way longer.

Yeah but 2 months for just shipping alone it’s way longer than I’m used to for an Amazon order. I still have to wait

I wanted that foldable chair and then......

I wanted that foldable chair and then......

I used to have these shipped from Japan, luckily you can get them in the US now.

Wait till you see it with arms attached to that sucker.

I usually watch these on my VR head set. And I’m actually no longer afraid, I can actually stand on a ledge, feel the wind push in me and enjoy the excitement.

For a second I thought that was the guy from 90210.

I kinda think it looks neat.

I knew something was off..

Which ones do you recommend for masturbation?

Which ones do you recommend for masturbation?

Isn’t this what the Olympics are all about? Overcoming obstacles.