Having a baby is the best excuse.

I never say anything, usually like in a jui jitsu match I just get up and walk away, out of breath, and wobbling with euphoria.

Clearly you people have never had the pleasure of working with Chinese manufacturers. It will be fixed on next prototype.... Or during Production... Or during delivery.... Don’t worry it will have a price drop due to the issues. No worries. Everything will be fine... What more you want for that price tag.

Omg that’s some incredible shit right there. I don’t think I’ve ever felt this kind of guilty pleasure before.

Yeah but 2 months for just shipping alone it’s way longer than I’m used to for an Amazon order. I still have to wait for it to ship and if they use USPS is likely to take way longer.

Yeah but 2 months for just shipping alone it’s way longer than I’m used to for an Amazon order. I still have to wait…

I wanted that foldable chair and then......

I wanted that foldable chair and then......

For a second I thought that was the guy from 90210.

Which ones do you recommend for masturbation?

Which ones do you recommend for masturbation?

NO BLUNTS????

I have to say, one time in Mexico, I was deboned by mosquito’s. I went down to the corner local shop and the stuff they had worked 100% compared to the Westerner stuff and it was natural... I think. Needless to say I sprayed once in the afternoon before night time and I was never eaten alive again. Too bad I can’t…

I have to say, one time in Mexico, I was deboned by mosquito’s. I went down to the corner local shop and the stuff…

Wadaya think of these, sexy?

Wadaya think of these, sexy?

It’s the new "goatse"

It’s the new "goatse"

Shhh, let natural selection take its course.

So if they fail to build this car, will this be the next location for burningman?

I dont blame this dude For building that thing. Its pretty good too. Hell hace a great future in the sex doll industry.

I read that as “the need to eat your feces”

You know who’d be really proud of that quiff?

And like that, the nazi party is reborn.

Wait, what is happening?

Is that Vin diesel?