jumptheshark
JumpTheShark
jumptheshark

Couldn’t focus cause I thought his bottom lip was going to jump off his face!

I save that kinda thinking for the weekend.

“busy researching things”

Greetings fellow indentured servant.

I have to say, one time in Mexico, I was deboned by mosquito’s. I went down to the corner local shop and the stuff they had worked 100% compared to the Westerner stuff and it was natural... I think. Needless to say I sprayed once in the afternoon before night time and I was never eaten alive again. Too bad I can’t

I have to say, one time in Mexico, I was deboned by mosquito’s. I went down to the corner local shop and the stuff

I don’t know if it’s due to the lack of sleep but my position on that chart seems to put me in a class by myself...

I was going to say something similar, except I don’t do it for control, I already know I’m cought in the cycle that everyone around me seems to embrace. So instead of netflix, I stay up watching videos of far away places to make up for the loss of my life.

Wadaya think of these, sexy?

Wadaya think of these, sexy?

Ok now I’m left wanting a “Devastate The Environment” T shirt.

It’s the new "goatse"

It’s the new "goatse"

Shhh, let natural selection take its course.

So if they fail to build this car, will this be the next location for burningman?

Didn’t they get their asses handed to them by another, type. Of. Turkey?

Thisthing is suspect, first of all the veggies are dried up and come in a cup? Might as well eat it as a snack.

OK enough you People. Jesus H CHRIST.

Is this your resignation letter to us?

The dancing is optional, correct?

“ If you see a mountain in the distance, you can hike there"

Geek squad, most likely.