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Is that Vin diesel?

Thabk you kind person. The guilt is gone, I can sleep at night and walk with confidence.

Man, these poor people can’t get a break, first we give them dirty blankets, and now global warming.

No, but man do I want pancakes for some reason.

Look at how neat those cables are. I couldn’t get mine to look that clean.

I’m sorry you smarty pants know it all full of facts, but it seems your chart is incomplete. Wheres godzillas breath in all of this? Hmm?

I like to see somebody try to find those led matches in a real emergency.

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After doing a clean install I recommend following the steps on on this video. It helps to block Windows from spying. It’s good for those of us who don’t have time to monitor our registry.

One day you’ll wake up, go to work like millions of other Americans in your fancy Google car enjoying you lattes or something, only to realize the car is not taking you to work... “ Google! Where are you taking me?” Google replies. “Im taking you to SKYNET!”"

What sites use flash? I was under the impression we were all on board, who is using flash? Who?

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“Instagrammer faz3, also known as Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum (the Crown Prince of Dubai)"

How come they made it so awkwardly big

Again? Can’t we please... Oh never mind.

Tell that to all the sexworkers out there, or the cleaning ladies...

“We’re planning an intensive survey of this feature in the coming years and will hopefully get a handle on the causes.”

I for one I’m glad and welcome the change.

OK so how does one go about taking that amount of money out of the bank to buy a lambo?

Yes true, but chipotle Windows don’t really cover the food well compared to other stablishmentss.

I remember coming back from clubs high as shit with friends and watching ren and stimpy. For me and my friends it was full of vage remarks or scenarios. Some were about the gay affair ren and stimpy had others were about drug abuse etc etc, we always thought about it and actually got into serious duscussions. I dunno

I actually think it’s the cilantro. I love cilantro but I recall reading an article were the cilantro came from a farm in Mexico that was laced with human feces, due to the workers shitting right there on top of your cilantro.