Can we talk about ppl who wear knit hats indoors...

Emojis are the abandoned children of yahoo emoticons.

But this is what makes America great!

You can read it if you use a bar code scanner.

Listen to the man, he knows what hes talking about. What are his thoughts on Jimmy Hoffa?

Oh god! Will there be a file dump soon?

Screw that!

Hmm...

Why use a reporter? why not have the entire gawker staff and riff raff tweet him until he replies.

I didn’t play half life until I was in my 20’s.

WRONG!

Looking for a good deal on a projector for entertainment and video games.

Looking for a good deal on a projector for entertainment and video games.

“Women take Addyi every day, indefinitely, in the hopes that after a month or two they might want sex more.”

You can screen cast what’s playing on the device via Amazon video, but it sucks because you can’t use said device until the video is over.

See right there is the biggest lie in the whole god damn world.

The comando, nuff said.

The comando, nuff said.

To think there are hundreds and thousands of dickheads like these entering the world.

I had sex in a NYC taxi so take that gawker.

I live on the 14th floor of my building. We don’t have bed bugs but every time we get one tiny little itch we blame bed bugs.

Don’t they guzzle a lot of gas. Maybe that’s why I see more stretch hum limos than actual hummers... In nyc.