Pistachios are great, but they break nails.

Ill take them and I’ll pay if they’re coveted in chocolate

Can we talk about ppl who wear knit hats indoors...

You goatabekidin me, this is San Francisco. Isn’t there an app with bathroom locations near by that everyone could use?

“...due to the lack of suitable fabrication facilities within the United States, or even within the western hemisphere.”

Can’t we also outsource our infrastructure projects, cause we clearly can’t get shit done.

I have heard that there are devices that can turn tv, radios etc on and off. I believe some blog used a similar device at some show to shut down tvs during presentations.

It’s Tru, ask tony

Emojis are the abandoned children of yahoo emoticons.

But this is what makes America great!

You can read it if you use a bar code scanner.

Don’t all of these type of onesies have the same type of snaps?

I’m sorry but you have to be a new breed of monster if you:

Finally we can haz hoverboard!

Listen to the man, he knows what hes talking about. What are his thoughts on Jimmy Hoffa?

Oh god! Will there be a file dump soon?

Screw that!

Wait a minute, NYC already has these micro Apts in China town.

Now we’re do I get that red beard...

Hmm...