Gifs: peak of human achievement! It’s probably all downhill from here.

I get where dude is coming from but come on.

No - Herpes can pass to others.

Jerry Rice is one of the coolest and most approachable and down to earth athletes I’ve ever met. In conclusion, Jerry Rice rules.

I really can’t wait for this year's elaborate butthurt responses from NFL fans taking these articles too seriously.

“I have to tell you, if that was a way to get off this bad boy, I’d been gone ages ago,” said Whoopi

Little did she know that she’s showing the ultimate of white privilege by making an exhibit out of a dead black person. #StopWhitePeople2015

If health history isn’t a concern, Crosby is the clear choice.

Lemieux did a hell of a job with that situation. Surely the best player turned owner in sports.

The greatest verse in all of Southern Rap (maybe even all of Hip-Hop) period that truly evokes the misery and bleakness of the ghetto is Pimp C’s verse on “High Life” from 1996’s Ridin Dirty. If you don’t have all of UGK’s albums in your MP3 library, you just aren’t a real fan of rap music period.

Love it! We went from screaming free Pimp C to R.I.P. Pimp C way too quickly. It was an awesome bio.

They do. However, to do it to the chick you just beat for the 17th time, the chick who is supposed to be your biggest rival even though you’ve been whooping her ass for 11 years, and the chick has said all kinds of sideways shit about you— that makes it shady.

He believes the Earth is 4,000 years old, so it’s not like he had any credibility to lose.

Good.

not from what i understand:

Definitely we are not alone. We can't be alone in this vast universe. Hope I live long enough to witness our encounter with aliens.