i will do this until i am killed

Yeah. I just...yeah. I’m so glad I was born to the parents I had who let me rage out when I needed, cry when necessary, be happy for joyous events and grow up learning how to manage the range of emotions that happen in this here life thing.

Someone asked me if I thought he really had a sex addiction, and I said, “no...I think he’s a human.”

As much as I can’t stand this guy, he doesn’t need “treatment”. This is what happens sometimes when your family expects you to fulfill a role that is perhaps not what you want for your life. This guy ISN’T about family values, being married etc. And that’s fine. But the pressure of his family and church’s expectations…

Hearing about the way her parents raised their children makes me very sad.

“QB Tim Couch says elbow tendinitis led him to tweak his delivery, which he believes caused him to require two shoulder surgeries that shortened his career.” Yeah Tim it was the surgeries that shortened your career. Thats a good one. LOL

Today can fuck right off and die.

.....those smiling women on the porch clearly need someone from Jezebel to lecture them about the right way to have fun, the things they’re allowed to find amusing, and give a warning that they’re going to be raped by every resident of that house.

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

Yes, Houston Bush Intercontinental is horrible. I flew into Houston to connect to Northwest Arkansas and the air conditioning broke in an entire terminal. IN AUGUST. IN. AUGUST.

Using Sam Bradford to run the read option is like using a glass hammer to build a house.

It depends on the airport. Some airports are worse than others. My local one (Tampa) is very efficient and everyone I’ve encountered were all very nice. The same can’t be said for Orlando, for example.

I have no sympathy or explanation for TSA because they are indeed the assholist of the assholes, but the airline and airport staff I generally give some slack because at the end of the day, they probably deal with as much shit as waitstaff and retail staff do.

Yes.

Pretty fuckin rich coming from the guy who told black America that racism is their fault because they won't pull their pants up

He wants black journalists to support him because he’s black? He certainly didn’t afford the same courtesy to other black comics. He went out of his way to tear them down. He also tore down the black community at large calling many “the lower economic people” and outright saying they are to blame for their lot in…

I honestly can’t believe he’s only 36...

“I love the smell of mediocrity in the morning”

“Neither can I.”