But...but...THE PATRIOT WAY!

It’s actually not as big of a deal as it looks. They’re just clearing the air to get ready for their pursuit of Brian Scalabrine. #BSinLA

Look, I don’t think the NFLPA does a particularly good job most of the time, but the thing that’s incredibly galling about this is that Troy’s pile of mendacious wordvomits is trying to conceal that the owners actively oppose every single thing he mentioned.

I really like this woman, but I think I’ve been brainwashed by The Wire because I keep thinking “please don’t let her be corrupt, please don’t let her be corrupt”

They have all these incompetent kids working at these places. They should lower the minimum wage to 2 dollars an hour

I was in a Starbucks yesterday and a gaggle of teenage girls, (I feel like gaggle isn’t right for teenage girls. A flock? A murder? A murder.) a murder of teenage girls came in behind me. As I finished my order, the barista (who was a treasure of a human being and recommended a kick-ass fruit sauce for baked brie)…

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…

The Front Page of the Courier-Post:

Yea, us Cavs fans are having a blast right now!

They really look happy.

That hair takes effort. She was definitely trying to do something.

Dolezal graduated from Howard with her Masters in Fine Art in 2002

See this makes me wonder, was she ever trying to pass? Or did she just hang around Black people for long enough that people just started assuming she was Black and she never bothered to correct them?

We need a Lifetime movie to sort this hot-ass mess out. I suggest casting Emma Stone, she’s the only actress who could…

Putting up a banner for being better than the Texans, Titans, and Jaguars is arguably more embarrassing than putting one up for getting to the conference championship game.

For maybe the first time in his career, Tony Romo was THIS close to completing something amazing, just to have it picked off at the last minute.

“Players and NFL personnel may not participate in promotional activities or other appearances at or in connection with events that are held at or sponsored by casinos,” an NFL spokesman said in an email statement to FOX Sports.

“It’s like when you’re in high school and you don’t get invited to the party, it makes you feel bad,” Romo said.

“It’s like when you’re in high school and you don’t get invited to the party”