Are we really gonna expect a woman to take full responsibility for something shit did? What plant y’all living on?

Completely Independent and Not Beholden To The Team At All Doctors: Nah bruh, it’s just tendonitis. You can play through it... unless, yanno, you’re a punk ass bitch.

And you know what...this is the reason why these “kids” never grow up...or grow into outlaws. We all get so enamored with athletics but who raised AI? I loved him as a kid, but where were the adults that looked the other way his whole life? Everyone told him (or reinforced in him) that what he did was all good as long…

“You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

It was way more than what he did with the ball. He was, for lack of a better word, an outlaw. Literally doing whatever he wanted with no thought of others. That seemed cool as a younger person, that he could be (one of) the best without seeming to conform to anything in any way.

It was a brilliant takedown of the Cosby defense.

Hey Kris! Lock down Momopath and Momster while you’re at it!

I'll preface this with: I love Deadspin and the work they do. Some writers here, not specifically this guy, finds talking points and they bang it over and over again because the jokes are low hanging fruit. I think this is that for the most part. It's just really easy to jump on the anti- Phil train. His way of…

I feel like all these articles making fun of Phil Jackson miss the point. The reason he should be getting mocked is that he clearly sucks as a GM. All he’s done since he’s gotten to the Knicks is sign Carmelo Anthony to a massive contract extension and trade every decent player they have for nothing in return in order…

I’d take it further than simply cancelling the Duggar’s show and shutter TLC altogether.

Kraft played his power card WAY too strong this time.

*applauds progress*

You forgot to mention the hyper-defensive whining from insecure Boston fans on everyone’s Facebook feed.

Why would a dick in the mouth affect typing abilities?

Oh wow, I’m surprised you took Brady’s dick out of your mouth long enough to type this article.

“It’s apparent she thinks Chris is her husband, which is why she spray painted ‘Mrs. Brown’ on his cars and in his house,” TMZ reports.

Unfortunately we probably will never know the answer, given how uncomfortable Bill Simmons has historically been in making things about himself.