Fuck you, Jaxon

So much of it, I think, is just that he’s the only dude in the NBA who seems to have a real, passionate appetite for this shit. Think about how goddamn miserable and exhausting (both physically and mentally) it must be to chase a guy around the half-court at a near-sprint, then fight over a seven-foot screener who…

Mike Conley having THAT game and Deadspin posting that it’s a “Tony Allen game” has got to be the most Mike Conleyish thing that has ever happened.

Imagine if Steph Curry was 100 feet tall!

This is also a fantastic way of losing your friends very quickly.

Imagine if Michael Jordan was still on the Bulls with D-Rose!

Ha! We have two dogs and a cat and the cat is way more work than the dogs. Especially when we go camping.

Yeah but upon closer inspection, you’ll also see that the Pelicans didn’t score as many point as the Warriors, and in the end, I thinks that’s what really hurt them. just my Hot Take.

Yes

No, he does not have a point.

Dancing with two thumbs up is the official signal for, "more Miracle Whip on my American Cheese sandwich, please."

While supporting the dichotomization of bears as being wholly "good" or "bad" trivializes the breadth and depth of existence and nuanced life experience that lies within every bear, I am forced to reach the conclusion that this is, in fact, a good bear.

Smokey is kind of a dick after a six pack.

Why is he wearing his Laker Uniform to an Elite Eight Game?

If someone hands you a little piece of magic like this, what exactly is there to complain about? All the relevant action was captured perfectly. Just watch it and be happy or shut the fuck up and move on.

I bet Fritz caught diabetes just fine.

What's even sadder is that he'll earn more in a year or two of bashing his brains out than he will in a lifetime of teaching math to kids.

I'm getting you out of the greys so that you can potentially learn actual history, and not what a single group of Jefferson descendents has attempted to claim.

America's Prince is not impressed by your "royalty," UK.