I think it's called short selling.

That reminds me of the best karaoke performance I have ever seen - a very fabulous, very homosexual stranger doing 'Hey, Mickey' (as in Hey, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, Hey, Mickey...).

I wish I was a little bit taller/I wish I was a baller...

Dang, does your wife know you are starting a slow simmer just in front of a road trip?

Off topic, but not off topic - her dad is so over the top fantastic as a comedic villain in the BBC series Robin Hood.

Jockeys are bad asses. Crazy way to eke out a living. No fear.

Yes! More mainstream reading than boxelder's referral, but still pretty informative, the book Seabiscuit also describes how competitive thoroughbred race horses really are. They are fascinating animals.

Its funny because its true.

Yeah, ClueHeywood just went there.

Godzilla vs Mothra.

Karma? Tennessee hailed a cab from the airport in 2010.

Goddamn that DJ made my day.

A super lonely Rondo??

List 'em!

Hang a left at Albuquerque.

Ah, the soaring vocals. Amazing, amazing band. Easy to take for granted with some of the 'adult contemporary' feel of more recent work but an unbelievable history and catalog. There is no more perfect concert film than Live at Red Rocks, in my opinion.

I hope this embed works, it's supposed to be the 'I didn't go to college' blooper.