Goldens are great. They can be high strung as hell, but pretty easy to please - food, love, and fetch.

Great song, cool band. Named my daughter Elise because of Robert Smith.

$20 bucks includes parking, a hot dog and Coach Mothereffing Sheed, son!

Brief? The biggest take away from the process in getting mine was not the content, it was the stamina.

Nuh uh! Excellent juxtapositioning, indeed.

Bobby Brown Parkway!

A dash of Robert Plant circa '70s, a pinch of Michael Hutchence, a smattering of Tropicana Dancer?

The dance moves!

Agreed. I'm in Portland - we'd see him around town a lot, always polite and obliging to people from what I could tell.

This post reads like one of those scenes in a movie that is meant to depict a conversation in progress. Two people standing at the water cooler in an office 'Fortunately for Hank Aaron, he and his wife were away when the burglary happened...'

I heard a factoid that Washington has the highest number of police officers per capita than any other state. Consider yourself warned.

Everyone should learn CPR - the AHA recommendation of 30 compressions and 2 breaths makes it so much easier to do. Additionally, everyone should understand that CPR is really just the first step in moving oxygenated blood while you are getting the AED to the scene. That's the key to successful outcomes - CPR until the…

A woman holding a baby gets on a bus. The bus driver says 'Holy cow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!'

Also, creating its own award essentially confers upon ESPN the right to confer its own award.

*crickets*

I've seen Elway in person a few times. He's very photogenic.

Philistines.

This is refreshing - especially with the recent news about Alex Rodriguez and Tyson Gay. Tim is the poster boy for anti-PED use.

I know I already love to hate Howard. A poor, poor man's Shaq, following in his slipstream.

That's exactly it. And so respectfully said.