jumpinggoldfishfever

4/26/14

4/26/14

but it was gonna get hard..

4/26/14

and you smell like scotch tape

4/26/14

4/26/14

How about dog blowjobs? Pig blowjobs? Wild moose blowjobs? DUCK BLOW JOBS

4/26/14

Thank you Mark for not being like your Gawker brethren. They misgendered her

4/26/14

You have glorious butter balls.

4/26/14

Hello? You there?

4/26/14

i love rubber gaskets

4/26/14

the littlefucks of turkeyfuckdom you fucking fuck

4/26/14

waffles and cake

4/26/14

I do not think fucking on top of tofurky is a good idea.

4/26/14

Honeymoon time! Your bed time is not 9 pm.

4/26/14

And then I will push you over the rail into the ocean and collect life insurance.

4/26/14

we are gonna make waffles together

4/26/14

Your skin smells like cornmeal. YOU NEED A SHOWER

4/26/14

pancakes angel. PANCAKES

4/26/14

Once we get married you will have a bed time.

4/26/14

Bish please, You are a child. YOU HAVE A BED TIME

4/26/14

It is because you all have no life. I think I might return the stalking favor