Happy Endings is a disgusting shit show - and it is saying something that its grossness stands out in the hellhole that is the Lower East Side on a Friday night. I’ve had the misfortune of going there because friends of friends were DJing or whatever, but my friends and I actually stopped going there after another…

“Bots warp and dilute the value of Instagram”

This guy sounds like an asshole. Anyone who helps their wife take care of the baby for one day is a jerk. It’s both parents jobs, not just the wife. If my husband were like that (and we had kids which we don’t yet), I’d probably serve him divorce papers pretty quickly. Parenting is a two person thing not a one person…

Shocker - a mom who makes lists, does Internet research, befriends and observes other mothers, and then applies what she’s learned on a daily basis is generally seen as a good mother. Just like you learn and excel at any other job.

he simply wants to thank his wife for being a good mother

When I was young and had a beach house share, I once walked in on one of my roomates using Nair to do basic bikini-line maintenance. The problem was that she was wearing one of my bathing suits at the time, because she “didn’t want to ruin” one of HER bathing suits. Why she was wearing anything was beyond me, but it…

And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

I’m really sick of people suddenly deciding to be offended by the word “commit.” I’m honestly just really sick of people deciding to be so offended by things that are not even remotely offensive in general. Why are you equating “commit” with “committing a crime?” Commit is just a verb. People are allowed to commit…

TL;DR WHERE DEM TITTAYS

Carve the Kardashians into a mountainside. When people come to take selfies, collect their souls and feed them to Illuminati. Whisper a prayer in cocaine.

They aren't going to name him that. The real name, Flames Gold 99 West, is a complete secret, except to me.

I’m trying to understand, but thanks for the bs comeback. I still can’t wrap my head around being married and having a bf as well. So yeah on second thought I’ll stick to my wtf did I just read statement. brb gonna try to read more about this because frankly I have no clue.

Wtf did I just read.

Haha. True. But I’m sorry, my period is gross. No amount of feminism is going to make me think it’s cool or magical. It sucks and it smells and I hate it.

“Language marches on...”

...straight into a crevasse

And what I can’t stand is when my fellow polys waft out of the woodwork cooing “Oh, but you don’t know what you’re missing! It’s subliiiiiiiimmmeeee!”

Isn’t it odd how fervently people in newly-opened relationships evangelize their freedom and open-mindedness to monogamists, and how you can at that moment in the conversation set your watch how long it will be before you’re helping them move because their primary relationship is over?

I’m pretty sure the boy was really trying to kill himself and save him the ongoing misery of her nauseaing generic basic sounding voice

I can’t help that any sort of statement from the genuine, authentic, real, always super-nice, fan-loving, simple, down-to-earth Taylor Swift is missing from this article. Maybe she can Instagram a cat picture in support of the boy’s injuries.