Maybe it’s the $40 cover, $200 bottle service, judgmental doorman, and smell of sweat mixed with Axe body spray that’s killing the club?

That entire video is begging to be turned into a series of “lol white people” gifs.

.....mascara under the eyes, pack of cigarettes that you never saw before in your bag and you should stink. The next day you have at least one bruise on your shin and a number written on a coaster with a keno pencil and an illegible name.

Look what I bought my cat

Taylor, for stealing her look.

Really? That picture looks completely spontaneous and not at all staged.

Sphynx Pearl looks like she’s going to cut someone.

Grade: C+ (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner give you $500,000, but only if you never speak about Christine Ouzounian again.)

Trolls be trollin’ and it be good.

White people who do awful acoustic covers of rap songs will not be treated kindly by history.

I’m sorry, but when presented with anyone trying to be ‘adorkable’ I morph into Regina George. It’s my defense, you fugly sluts.

walleyed tomato

Oh shit. I just realized I’m alone on this elevator with Chris Brown.

Agreed. And she is the offspring of 2 crazies, so it’s really saying something that she has turned out as well as she has (by all appearances).

Speak truth, but Will Arnett is a toxic guy too from all reports, I trust in Amy for using her brain and moving on [yeah I know they were so cute together].......if Ri-Ri could just rub those 2 brain cells together and catch a damn clue

No. Rape won’t “eventually happen” if kids are taught respect and consent and in general how to be a decent human being.

It’s because of the faux underdog thing she has that is so transparent to those of us who can smell a “queen bee” type from a mile away. Girl seems like the “either you’re with me or I’ll destroy your ass,” kinda person. Just look at how quickly she responds to any HINT of a not entirely ass-kissing comment from a…

Text from my mom, a former hippie: “That narcissist friend-collected Joan Mother Fucking Baez. SHUT IT DOWN.”

Of course she likes a woman who wears “A Low Vera” T-shirt to taunt another woman because she won’t divorce her husband soon enough.