THANK YOU. Same. I remember when Gen X was getting these stupid fucking scare articles about how dating is over and everybody panic!!!!!! but it’s actually based on what like 10 super-assholes are doing in Manhattan.

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

That is next-level

If you look behind Will Ferrel, you can see Gwen and Gavin sitting in the next row.

Ben had sex with like a million women who weren’t the nanny. Gavin had sex with like a million men and women who weren’t nannies. Why are people so fixated on that?

I came back from south Africa with lots of pics.... zero of me. I swing firmly the other way. Somewhere in the middle is probably best.

Those shoes are terrrrrible. Sorry, Jane.

One day, I hope someone invents a device that rich men could use when they want to have sex with random women but don’t want all the risks of getting them pregnant and having to pay child support.

Truth. I can barely get through stuff like J.Edgar. It’s just so ‘GIVE ME OSCAR!!!’

Thats because all she makes are try-hard Oscar bait films. You can smell the desperation to grab that Oscar on her.

Hey! Here’s an idea. All the 18+ Duggar “kids” similtaneously enlist in the army on active service. Their reality show will be called D-Troop, and will follow the hijinks of Duggars digging up and disabling IEDs. Each week it will be like Ten Little Indians — will Jesus save them, or will He not?

I think some of the social media stuff got to her, but her looks were never the problem - they got her where she is today.

My uncle got himself a mail order bride after he determined that American women were not subservient enough and that they were all too old. But jokes on you, Uncle Douchebag. The mail order bride turned out to be way more cunning than her demure letters let on. The marriage lasted just long enough for her to get a…

No nanny to bang, but my dad also married the 22-year-old student he was “advising.” Who left him 11 years later for her graduate advisor — I found a pleasing symmetry in that, at least.

I can’t possibly be the only one who thinks Pez tastes like soapy candy?!?!?!?

Do you live in the United States? Because if so, you can fuck off with your fantasies. It’s a lot cheaper and easier to get a gun than affordable healthcare, especially for mental issues.

I am astonished to learn that a brand that is so associated with female end users (source: informal anecdata survey of my Facebook feed) has so few female staffers.

SHAKING BAD

I have always wondered about the origin of the contempt that men have for women (over generalizing). I got no answers but I suspect it has something to do with women’s control over reproductive biology. Also, they want to find us completely contemptible in their big heads, but their little heads really, really want…

It’s still crazy to me how much men can hate women, to the point of being absolutely ridiculous and childish. I’m fascinated by this. What is it? Resentment for never being loved back? Insecurity? Frustrated homosexuality? Childhood trauma? WHAT??