It’s nice she chose her drug of choice for the kid’s middle name.

At my daughter’s swim school there’s a pair of brothers named Maverick and Striker. Their father is Ace.

“Oh for fuck’s sake! Stop trying to make your boring ass babies cool with my last name.”

Yeah I actually find it very obnoxious that the writer thinks Amy Schumer owes anyone anything because the shooting happened at a screening of her film. I’m sure she feels bad enough without someone pressuring her about this.

Has anyone read Lainey Gossip’s interpretation of the nanny situation? I’m finding it super intriguing. She’s been implying that jennifer garner pulled an ‘amazing amy’ by hiring that nanny because apparently in Hollywood, hiring a hot nanny is just a big no-no. Like she was setting Ben Affleck up for spectacular…

I love how Charlize cut out Sean right before the adoption. She prob was thinking she didn’t want to bring his BS into this child’s life. Go girl.

Summer camp was for rich kids.

If I hear someone using a cell phone in a multi-stall bathroom I make as much toilety noise as I can to let the person on the other end of the phone know, that the person they’re speaking with is on the pot.

Or you just read the back of the shampoo/bodywash/conditioner bottle

This movie was overrated 20 yeas ago, probably hasn’t aged well. Plus, this was one of those good but brutal “if you’ve endured it once, you NEVER need to see it again” movies, like Requiem for a Dream.

Eagerly awaiting all the people with poor reading comprehension who will see that Jezebel posted an essay on false allegations and immediately assume we are arguing that they are unimportant/nonexistent (despite this entire essay being written to say the opposite)

Yeah, I have terrible vision (like, can’t see the big “E” terrible), but no one ever knows because I wear contacts from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to bed, and usually only throw on my glasses when my dog makes me take her out in the middle of the night. So, I guess what I’m saying is, my dog can vouch…

Team Eva all day.

Tyga’s not paying his rent.

Yes. It really is. The Right of Publicity is more a property right. Similar to how if someone copies my work and sells it as their own I don’t need to prove that it “damaged my reputation.” I held the right to that work and they didn’t.

The injury here is the very use of a person’s identity w/o their permission. The damages would be the money made off the sale of the product.

There might actually be a pretty damn good case here, at least where there’s CA jurisdiction.

Ooooo I hope their estates sue. That would be so much fun to watch.