So...a lesson Farrah learned a long time ago, she’s teaching her daughter her own values. Aww.

Is it wierd that I totally forgot that Teen Mom Farrah Abraham was actually a mom?

Any time it’s a non-US country associated with bad news it’s all ‘rabble rabble furriners rabble USA best’.

to miles: caffeinated jerky... boom. done.

A really pure, harmless protein bar? Just suck on an ice cube.......because hydration.

the unimpeachably honest public defender who saved a wrongfully accused black man’s life

calling my comment #bodyshaming is a reach. I’m aware Giuliana is claiming that her cancer drugs are preventing her gaining weight, but both of these women are and have always been extremely thin. I guarantee that they both have an extremely low caloric intake.

The answer here is Mitosis. It cracks me up whenever one of these divides into two and starts fighting with itself. Just be careful if it turns into 4.

I think his little brother is more talented. And as far as A list guys who shouldn’t have a career, Ashton Kutcher is #1, by a long shot.

I don’t believe for one second that’s his. Fincher is the KING of making ultra realistic VFX. That sex scene in Fight Club no one was naked. They made them naked in post. He is a wizard in that shit.

That last one cannot be real.

You know, sometimes I see a naked dude and I’m like why am I not a lesbian? Like, dicks are really weird and funny, and man butts are also generally kind of weird and also funny. Do I just have the maturity of a 12 year old? Probably.

that thing is pointy af

You don’t think maybe Pitt and Gyllenhaal won, there?

Feeling murderous all of a sudden.

Man, fuck Joan Jett.

Is Keegan Allen trying to Yoko us?

Or just cancel the show completely and replace it with aa burning Christmas yule log.

Taylor and Co look so fucking BORING. Christ on a crucifix

So I’ll get my pr people to call your pr people and we’ll organise a party for instagram. Don’t worry, Ill have photographers and filter pros on hand. Do you know any black girls? We need at least one at the party so I don’t look racialist.

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Love Taylor