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I can understand the idea of collecting tattoos and getting silly ones for fun, but having it look like the back of a Trapper Keeper is so tacky to me. I’d rather have the elements flow, even if it is cupcakes and liquor. That shit can still be cool.

I am not really a fan of this tattoo. I don’t like the whole “collection of random tattoo” thing that some people have. I like them to have some sort of rhyme or reason.

I’m making guacamole today, ‘yall. No peas! Salt, pepper, lime juice. That’s it.

There was just a similar videographer case here. They explicitly told the couple why they wouldn’t work with them and did apologize (sorrynotsorry) that their beliefs wouldn’t let them work together. Even as a staunch ally, I am dumbfounded that the videographer didn’t just say “sorry I’m booked that weekend". I know

If you ain’t drunk you ain’t patriotic, ‘Murica!

Drunk. Cocktail Hour never ends in my book!

Punitive damages go to the plaintiff. That is, after the lawyers get first dibs.

They already tried that, but it was shut down because you can't use gofundme for things that are against the law. They were trying to raise money to pay fees and for the judgement, and since they broke Oregon law, it was shut down quick.

Mostly the lawyer.

Well, it unexpectedly rained on my face. They clearly have so much friend love for each other and really meant something to one another. This is as mushy as a judge can get while doing her job and I’m glad she told him that what she remembers most is how nice he is. Seems like it really touched him and could be a

Clearly she died from mercury poisoning that she got from drinking municipal water, that was fluorinated from the chem trails, that were created by government pilots, that were brainwashed by the illuminati, who put the subliminal messages in pop music.

I know you’re joking, but it’s worth noting that she was actually vaccinated, but in her immunocompromised state, she was no match for the unvaccinated kid who made her sick.

SHE DIED WITHOUT THE CORPORATE MACHINE TELLING HER WHAT TO DO! MURRICA!

I think that’s comparing apples/oranges. Tillie KNEW these guys personally from working with them on a daily basis and they likely manipulated her with affection and friendship. The nutbags who love serial killers are a very different animal and have an idealized vision of their creepy prison pen-pals and the

“Tillie certainly saw Matt and Sweat as people instead of numbers or packages or whatever de-humanizing semantics are deployed.”

Or start a GoFundMe, IndieGoGo, etc asking your friends to help donate to your ~*DREAMS*~ because you are so amazing and are going to spread love and light through acroyoga and macrame to all of the people you meet on your special journey that will change your life. Please share this link because I’m so deserving! <3

After that bizarre, self indulgent piece in the NYtimes about how she enjoys seducing and hurting people? I’d pay more not to sit in the front row, frankly.

Especially when you are super rich, so traveling at any cost is not really a sacrifice. Really. Dislike. This. Woman.

As Liz would say, “to travel is worth any cost or sacrifice”