Same here but I’m drunk and a little high so that’s why. But did you hear when Kasich defended Medicaid, the mentally ill and the poor...and he got applauded? WTF? I honestly thought I was hallucinating because of the booze...

I was feministing my way to work this morning, when I realized how great my rich, white, female demographic is. So I decided to text my extremely privileged fans about it, but my stupid iPhone autocorrected the phrase “co-opting the word feminism for personal capital” by removing all of the text I wrote and giving me…

She’s calling feminism her brand. Mockery is entirely appropriate.

RDJ can pose with Ferraris all day and all night as far as I’m concerned. He has gone through enough and done enough ironic self-deprecation, and brought joy to millions of people, including women like me who appreciate a smarmy wiseass, even if he is elitist. 10/10 still a fave.

Everything makes so much more sense now. She matches her clothes to her personality.

Last I knew (source: GoFugYourself, but a while back), she personally chose every last piece of her terrible, terrible clothing.

Apparently it’s a loaner

Yes, but not # or ferrarri douche-y.. Or maybe I’ve just viewed him through rose colored doucheblocker glasses?

Honestly, I’m just glad he’s off the pipe.

Is this a joke... ? Why does her stylist hate her?

I’m amazed Lena Dunhams poor, bedraggled iPhone hasn’t committed iSuicide yet. Having to listen to her awful Dunpinions all fucking day and night would suck and blow.

Can someone get Dunham to STFU?

“Woman Healthy”? I don’t get it...I mean, this doesn’t seem to be a gendered thing. All presidential candidates with prior health issues get this kind of attention, and she’s had some medical issues in the recent past.

i don’t know if Hillary is the right person for the job. her views on gay marriage have flip-flopped over the years. i tend to believe that she is currently pro gay marriage because she knows it will help her election results. http://gawker.com/remember-when-…

I had one for my birthday! It was SO satisfying, though of course I couldn’t belive it didn’t just fall over before I even had a chance to hit it.

Huh, I haven’t actually seen all that many around here, though they may be selling them in more touristy areas. Want to know the effigy piñata actual locals bought? Arjen Robben, the Dutch footballer who made a hugely blatant dive, got a penalty off it and used that penalty to score the goal that kicked the heroic…

People need to stop buying them.“The Donald” could so easily work this way into a speech about how he bolstered the Mexican economy.

The opposition does not strictly support criminalization for sex workers, but it does support the “Nordic model”, which in theory is supposed to ‘end demand’ for prostitution by criminalizing solicitation. The problem is that in the countries where this has been implemented, it has not worked out at all as intended.…

not sure celebrities’ opinions are any less valid than say, the writers of jezebel articles.

Sometimes, celebrities better stick to celebriting.