The Iron Curtain is what we called the border that divided the west with cold war era CCCP. The missile defense system in Israel that you are referring to, is the Iron Dome.

It burns me up that you missed my joke.

One does not fire a CEO. They part ways in an agreement that benefits both sides financially, in the public eye and legally. They part with an agreement that many lawyers hack out. He doesn’t belong in a company preparing for an IPO. He apparently doesn’t have that experience.

Yeah the Avalon is a killer deal - you essentially get a Lexus without the Lexus price.

A lot of that stuff comes up through the horn of Africa and across the Sinai to end up in Hamas’s hands. Although the idea that Iran would directly supply it is totally impossible. Iran sees IS as massive threat. But that does not mean it could not have changed hands through force or the black market arms trade that…

What are the chances that said missile is Iranian sourced and came through Yemen?

Any pair of tights on a rich girl or woman between 10 and 85, maybe. The rest of us, who don’t have $90 to spend on a single pair of tights, do wear black tights too.

Barely! The second AAA tow guy told me itis literally the largest car their AAA policy allows them to tow.

Yeah when I see a modern Maserati, I’m not confusing it with anything else. I reject the premise here. Maseratis are what they’ve always been: fast, distinctive, not really PRETTY, unreliable, light on features for the cost, etc.

Best way to deal with motorist who gets out of car to assault you with their fists : Let them hit you. You’re wearing armor and padding.

Accurate to a tenth.

Do you take your own food to a restaurant and ask the chef to cook it?

I order my parts and have them shipped to the mechanic after I diagnose the problem. The mechanic puts in the part at his labor cost if I cant wrench it myself. Problem solved.

Navy hasn’t had a nice teak deck since the Long Beach retired.

And I felt like a badass when I put in a towel rack....

Mexico’s President, Enrique Peña Nieto, has called the escape “unfortunate.”

How is it I’m not an idiot and have never dated anyone that looks like that, yet an idiot throwing Mountain Dew on a fire....

Honda guys are like that.

That’s pretty specific, happen to you a lot?

Everybody who knows me knows I love cars, breaking traffic laws, being an asshole, what can I say... I commuted from day 1 on the highways between Philly and NYC. It, like sarcasm, comes with the territory. My social and political views are nearly identical to Ron Swanson, however...