“We may have to ally with China and Russia, but we will win.”

Armageddoncaust

hahahaha. No. She needs to retire to her lair and NEVER be seen or heard from again. It’s for the best, after all. Her time is done.

tomatoface, you are also beautiful in your own way <3

I am just going to begin the process of cognitive dissonance and choose a new song to remember all of my drunken college antics and the doctor at planned parenthood saying “yep you’re pregnant, are you going to keep it?” by.

If NK denucks while Trump is in office it proves:

What if I want to bang a porn star? And have her sign an NDA? Oh, and have my lawyer pay her to keep quiet? I asked Jesus for his thoughts on the matter but I am still awaiting a response.

It takes a special set of skills to come up with a take so blindingly idiotic and gut-wrenchingly grotesque at the same time.

Is opioid addiction really a moral hazard or something we need to address? /s